We all need to laugh sometimes or a great deal. Rick and I are fortunate to have a brother-in-law who makes us laugh a lot. Just before we bought our bed and breakfast we were staying with my sister and brother-in-law over the holidays. We were presented with the following on our departure. We still laugh out loud whenever we read this. Hope you enjoy this bit of comic relief and have a good laugh.
OLD RANCH ROAD INN
Bed and (no) Breakfast
Guest: Mr. Rick Wolf
Referral: Grand Winner – FREE Lodging Rose Parade Contest
Lodging December 29, 1991- January 2, 1992 No Charge
Additional charges not covered in promotional offer
Added guest (adult) $240.00
Added guest (junior) 160.00
Honors Bar 36.00
Hiding the Dessert Penalty 50.00
Stand Up Shower 12.00
Cocktail Service (+ delivery charge) 112.00
Limousine Service 80.00
Phone Service 24.00
Utilities Premium (flush toilet) 9.00
Maid Service 72.00
Recreational Facilities 100.00
Phone Abuse 25.00
Cable Television Surcharge 6.00 X 8 = 48.00
Seasonal Premium 125.00
Concierge Services 100.00
Family Surcharge 1000.00
Food Service 35.00
Total Charge for Free Visit $2,173.00
15% Gratuity ($500. minimum) 500.00
Additional charges will be added as they are thought of.
Thank you for your patronage. If you have any comments or suggestions, please keep them to yourself.
We reserve the right to refuse anyone even if you have paid.
Thank you Bob for being our brother-in-law and making us laugh a lot! The check is in the mail.
Janet and Rick